Don't you just love checking your email each morning, if only to see what spam has slithered into your account overnight? My email server pretends to have a spam filter, but if they do, it doesn't work. I've adjusted it to the highest levels, and the stuff keeps on coming.
But sometimes even a pig can root up a truffle. And there it was in my list of e-mails yesterday, right between "Clean out your colon and feel better" and "Look for peace of mind, with life insurance coverage."
The heading on this email informed me that "You Qualify For a Stimulus Balance Payoff..."
I opened and read with increasing wonder. "You qualify for a Stimulus Balance Payoff Before June 5, 2009. The economic stimulus helps create jobs, and gives Americans the opportunity to payoff their outstanding balances for a fraction of the total, thus stimulating the economy."
Stimulation, Even Titillation
Well, the thought of paying off all my debts gave me a certain stimulation, but I controlled myself and read on.
The email never mentioned President Obama or the Democrats in Congress, but the clear implication was that I qualified for some sort of government stimulus relief because of my indebted status, right along with the big boys -- like AIG, Bank of America and all those other tottering banks, GM, Chrysler, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley. I knew the Democrats had rushed the stimulus bill through Congress, so personal debt elimination must have been somewhere in the fine print.
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The e-mail promised that I could get "a Stimulus Balance Payoff from the following creditors" -- followed by a list of just about every sort of debt anyone could owe. And, feigning personal knowledge, it told me I owed at least "20,000" -- but without any dollar sign $. (Perhaps these e-mails go to foreigners too, where the 20,000 would be preceded by a € or a £ instead of a $).
All I had to do to get this windfall was click on a web link that I was promised would take me to my "personal account." I clicked but it turned out to be a fill-in-the-blanks web page that asked for lots of personal information needed before I would be connected with an expert debt elimination counselor.
Can't Fool Me!
Well, I may have been a lawyer and a Republican for almost half a century, but I'm not that dumb.
"Over the last year, we’ve seen thousands of letters from debt elimination fraudsters who have charged consumers from $400 to $7,000 for worthless advice," warns the U.S. Comptroller of the Currency, John C. Dugan. "In the end, consumers still owe on their debts and have lost the money paid to the fraudsters. They may have also hurt their credit record and compromised their identity by providing personal information, including account numbers."
Hmmmmm.....
But this "stimulus" debt payment email experience got me to thinking.
Email spamsters are not the only ones who are engaged in a massive slight of hand game with magical numbers that don't add up.
Obama the Debt Elimination Expert
Take for example, the President of the United States, that smooth talking, bright young man who smiles at us from the TV screen all hours of the day and night.
A few weeks back, in a full dress media and photo op with charts, the President outlined what he claimed were cuts in the $3.40 trillion dollar fiscal 2010 budget he has proposed. The cuts included defense spending, the elimination of a diplomatic position in Paris (saving $630,000 per year, mais oui!) and a few other cuts.
All in all, the President said the cuts will trim about a fantastic $17 billion from the budget.
Wow! $17 billion. Real money. And that will help us eliminate some of the trillion dollar deficit and our $11.4 trillion national debt -- won't it? After all, the national debt is going up an average of $3.78 billion each day -- a $17 billion cut in spending could save us three (3) whole days of debt increase!
Real Money
IMO spending cuts of any kind are good. Government is too big. But should we play let’s pretend that Obama's $17 billion cut will even scratch - much less dent - government spending or debt levels?
Obama's proposed total budget for next year is $3.40 trillion, up 14.5% from the 2009 budget. (That's the projected figure, but with TARP, TALF, stimulus, etc., the numbers keep shifting upward).
Regardless, the much ballyhooed $17 billion in proposed cuts is a mere 0.5% of the total expected budget. That’s about 1/2 of 1% in "savings" vs. Obama's 14.5% jump in spending. Net result: about 14% more in total spending.
That's the largest increase in spending in the shortest period of time in all of American budget history.
Washington as Usual
As Fox News commented: "If you have a coupon for $5 bucks off of a flat panel television that costs $1,000, you didn’t 'save' $5 bucks … you spent $995! Americans know if you spend 14% more than the previous year, it is far from a 'new direction.'"
Yes, folks, iIt's Washington and spending as usual. Political parties and control may change, but big spending, big deficits and big debt will go on -- until the inevitable collapse.
To paraphrase the Comptroller's warning about phony debt elimination: In the end, Americans still must pay higher taxes, we still owe a larger national debt and we have lost our freedom to the fraudsters."
Stimulus indeed! Spam comes in many forms.
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